VoiceUnderneath

Tongue Twisted
Source:http://today-joke.blogspot.com/2009_02_01_archive.html
Try this out!

1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say " don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
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2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
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3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
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4 .A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.
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5.Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People
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6.If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
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7.I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
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8.Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"
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9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside.Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.
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10.SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES
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11.The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
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12.If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors? "When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"
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13.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot.Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.
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14.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely .
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15 .A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue
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16.If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.
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17.Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw .....
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How was it?Not bad right? :D
Have a nice day,guys!

Hi guys, hope you guys enjoy reading my post today.Selamat Berhibur~

Upgrade of Computer system from boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0

Source:http://today-joke.blogspot.com/search?q=boyfriend+5.0

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5...0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.What can I do?

Signed,

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Lets see how IT support's Replies :

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

Be True To Your Self
20 ways to boost your confidence.

By Ilona Jerabek, Ph.D.
source :http://www.true.com/magazine/dating_be_true.htm

Confidence: It is sexy, attractive, and alluring to both men and women! How a person carries and presents himself or herself is a time-tested aphrodisiac. It's also a quality that both sexes eagerly look for in a long-term partner. Confidence reflects self-acceptance and self-love. TRUE Advisory Board member Dr. Ilona Jerabek presents the following tips for building and keeping a high self-esteem. Take these to heart and improve your personal and love life today!

Spend some time getting to know yourself.
1.Use your Advice for Me report from your TRUE Compatibility Test to do some thinking about what makes you "you." This doesn't necessarily mean ours of reflection (although some of that is good as well). You can also learn a lot more about who you are by getting out in the world and doing things. Meet people, take up hobbies, volunteer — you'll discover much about the world and reinforce your own sense of self at the same time. Get involved in your life!

2.Act.
When you're feeling insecure or doubting your abilities, don't hide away. Take a deep breath, get out there, and do the very things you're unsure about ... even if you have to start small. If, for example, you want to act in a play, but you're not sure you can do it, why not sign up for a very small part? You'll build your confidence.

3.Conquer fear: take risks.
Sometimes life requires a small "leap of faith." You'll feel good that you took some risks, even if they don't always work out as well as you hope. At least you can say you tried!

4.Stand up for yourself.
Low self-esteem often leads to lack of assertiveness; and when we don't voice what we want and need, we end up feeling worse about who we are. Build your assertiveness skills, and it will get easier in time.

5.Set personal goals.
Decide where you'd like to go, and make a reasonable, yet challenging, plan to get there. Set deadlines and a system of rewards to keep you going. (A goal, by the way, doesn't have to be a huge life decision, like "become a doctor". It can be anything you want to have in your life, like "Make one new friend" or "Learn to make jam.")

6.Learn from — but let go of — mistakes.
Absolutely everyone, no matter how perfect they may seem, messes up from time to time. This is how we learn — like the process of learning to walk as children. If we don't stumble, we don't learn how to keep our balance. Keep this in mind as you venture out into the world. Be gentle with yourself.

7.Do things on your own — don't rely on others to make you feel good.
One potential trap of a shaky self-esteem is dependency on others. The real truth is, if you feel a void inside, no one can fill it but you. While healthy relationships are important for happiness, more important is the relationship we have with ourselves.

8.Don't compare yourself to others.
You may look at someone and think they have something you don't, but the fact is they may be looking at you and thinking the very same thing. Someone may be better than you are at tennis, for example, but you can tell a much better joke. Judge yourself by your own standards, for you are unique!

9.Associate with people who affirm who you are.
Do you have toxic relationships with people who criticize you or make you feel small? Take a good look at the people you surround yourself with and how they affect your self-esteem.

10.Learn to say "no."
You will be surprised how much simpler it is than you think. When you really can't or don't want to do something, say so. (In, of course, a polite and non-aggressive manner.)

11.Practice truthfulness. Avoid white lies.
We often fib because we think we are sparing feelings or making things easier, but dishonesty only ends up making us feel bad about ourselves. Don't present a false face.

12.Practice positive affirmations.
Write down 5 or 10 things you really like about yourself. And next time a negative thought pops into your mind, replace it with something positive.

13.Find things you enjoy.
Whether it's sewing, drawing, swimming or karate, hobbies are a big self-esteem booster. Even if we are not experts, doing something for the pleasure and challenge builds our sense of who we are.

14.Use visualization techniques.
If you're anxious or doubtful about your ability to do something (ask your boss for a raise or compete in a marathon, for example), practice visualizing that moment in detail. Imagine yourself pulling it off smoothly. It'll lower your fear and boost your confidence.

15.Enhance your ability to cope with stress.
It's not so easy to believe in yourself if you're stressed out. Develop a repertoire of strategies for calming your spirit and incorporate them into your life as much as possible (like reading a good book, talking to friends, riding a horse or taking a bubble bath).

16.Shun perfectionism.
Interestingly, there is a high correlation between perfectionism and low self-esteem. The more you strive to be perfect, the more frustrated you become when you realize it's impossible! Be aware of any perfectionist tendencies you have and keep them in check.

17.Make a list of your accomplishments.
Include anything that made you feel good about yourself, without thinking about whether it is technically an "accomplishment" or not. (Your ability to relate to children, your chess talent, the amazing cookies you make, the great short story you wrote.) Refer to it whenever you need a boost.

18.Live in the moment.
The more time you spend dwelling on the past or worrying about the future, the more of the present you are wasting. Life is NOW, and you should get out there and embrace it.

19.Do things for others.
It's easy to get wrapped up in your own little world and forget that there are people out there who are in need. Give to others (your time, company, whatever you have to share) and you'll find yourself feeling better about yourself.

20.Take care of yourself physically.
Eat well, get enough sleep, kick nasty habits and get some exercise. Treat your body like it deserves to be treated!

Happy Reading! :D

Oh how I really wish I could be very honest with my blog. As I don't really write personal stuffs in here. Mostly I write about life in general but I try as much as possible try not to write personal stuffs especially 'my feelings'..

and right now, i feel so lazy.Lazy..and lazy..I just feel like asking khalib to do my reports.huuu.Today i will break my fast with my sister and friends @ Saloma.So i think i would have something to write in future :)

Selamat Berbuka puasa Semua.hey, not now la! tunggu la azan.boleh kan? :)

oh nadeya.kenapa kau sungguh semakin lame sekarang?berkembang sikit boleh dak?
Au revoir.

After being more than 12 weeks in this company, actually i`ve learn alot! i learn :

1) Good communication is the key to everything.

Seems i can`t actually used bahasa as some of the client did not understand well (as my bahasa also is so rojak + bahasa pelik) so i really need to know what i will be saying and what i am doing.


2)Always be prepared and know how to cope with situation

You can` never know what will happen next to your engagement or job.Hence, never take things for granted or with one eye.


3)I need to make my own decision

Seriously, this job really taught me to make my own decision.i`ve decide here and there and sometime the result is not bad too.. :)


4)Listen carefully and please take note when the senior is talking

As i believe if you practice this action, you will store the input with you longer..

5)What you learn in university is actually applied in the industries.

Hence, please focus in class as it is best if you have the basic knowledge about your course.


adeyh2.this is lame.i will try better next time :D